I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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