I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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