i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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