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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My pussy is not your playground.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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