When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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