This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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This can only be settled by a dance off.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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