you guys were way drunker than both of me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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