I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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