She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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