I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i love accidental penises.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
ok first of all what the fuck
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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