I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
