I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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