Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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