That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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