If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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