Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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