I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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