So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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What a dumb baby whore.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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