1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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