Non-Jews are for practice
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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