Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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