Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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