i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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