she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
well you can't waste a boner
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
