One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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