she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sponge bath it is.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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