Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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