Sponge bath it is.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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