It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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