dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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