We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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