laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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