brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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