yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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