Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
