I think I died a long time ago.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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