You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
