you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
is it fun? or sober?
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