dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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