good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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