She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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