I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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