In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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