I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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