Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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