okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
