Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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