i jhust puked up my retainher.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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