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(606): View more from Kentucky

are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too

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(606):are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too http://tfl.nu/1ky4

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(630): View more from Illinois

Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?

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(630): Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league? http://tfl.nu/urmj

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.

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(412): Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way. http://tfl.nu/rfmc

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.

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(931): Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person. http://tfl.nu/od1c

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.

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(252): I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet. http://tfl.nu/v8co

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips

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(920): I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips http://tfl.nu/g3ng

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(870): View more from Arkansas

To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.

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(870): To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical. http://tfl.nu/vs7y

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.

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(337): I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up. http://tfl.nu/g5uf

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?

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(508): 81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in? http://tfl.nu/31qo

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?

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(910): Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating? http://tfl.nu/5bmf

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(614): View more from Ohio

My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.

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(614): My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep. http://tfl.nu/ua0k

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(903): View more from Texas

Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!

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(903): Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!! http://tfl.nu/fyj1

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I need more social interactions that don't involve sex

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(781): I need more social interactions that don't involve sex http://tfl.nu/p006

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(520): View more from Arizona

You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.

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(520): You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee. http://tfl.nu/cxay

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(206): View more from Washington

Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.

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(206): Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here. http://tfl.nu/36ym

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