so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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