he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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