I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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