let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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