So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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