I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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