There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I need to sanitize my soul.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We need to get me chipped asap
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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