The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
tell me about the eggs
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