Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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